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Pag ngalit sau ang nmhal moat ayw 2migil sa ksu2mbat sau wg k mgalit wg k sumabayykapin mo sya at ibulong mo s knya: "KULANG K N NMN SA BUGBOG NOH?! mamaya ka!!
 
Panu mo ssbhin na my kulangot ang katabi mo? ung tpong d xa maoofend.. gni2: "xcus me nunal yan?" f hnwakan nya at ntanggal sbhin mo agd "hala! adjustable? astig!"
 
wen sum1 leaves u, b hapi 4 dem bt b4 u let him go, hug him n say "dyosa ako" psalamat ka pna2lan kta.. "laman lupa"
 
if u hav any problem, cum 2 me, ill help u! if u dnt hav any problem, cum 2 me.. anyway ga2wa tau ng problem, after all,.. what r frends 4 db?
 
wg mo iicpng ng-iisa k o mg-iisa ka lalo na kung my ksama ka.. pero wg mo nmn iicpng my ksama ka kng wla nmn tlga.. taz kausap mo pa.. adik kb?
 
pg my ngpaiyak sau.. sbhin mu skin! uupakan, sisipain, at tatadjakan.. kita! tangna! tanda mo na iyakin kp!
 
an elephant ask d camel "y do u hav ur boobs on ur back?" d camel laugh nd replied, "what a silly ques. from sum1 wid a big penis on his face!"
 
cno ms kawa2? ung taong inwan ng mhal nya o ung taong ngmhal ng wlang gs2 sa knya? preho lng db? pro ms kawa2 ung taong bihis na bihis tpos, d nmn pla kasama!
 
 
 

HAPPY
 

mnsn 3p ktang inisin asarn pikunin.. tpos ako ttwa lng suss!! wg k

mg-ala2 praan ko lng un pra sbhin na.. ang saya ko kc anjan ka!!

 

f i was given an opportunity n mkasama kta 4 juz 1 nyt d me m22log i juz stare at u nd watch u slip den i hold ur hand tyt nd id whisper "sna wg nlng mg-umaga!"

 

SAD
 
noon kmkanta aq sbi mo "kelan kp n22?" sb q "ngma- in luv aq" cnbayan mo q sb q "nLuv k rn?" sb mo "s knya!" umiyak aq.. sb mo "kelan kp n22 umiyak?" sb ko "ngm22 ka kumanta!"